鍵盤俠?毀滅吧累了 該交易東契奇了！湖人勢去美解說哭腔播報

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[賽后貼] 今日NBA西部季后賽首輪G4，湖人隊客場113-116不敵森林狼隊，大比分1-3落后。

雙方數據：

湖人（1-3）：東契奇38分1板2助、詹姆斯27分12板8助3斷3帽、八村塁23分5板1助、里夫斯17分7板4助2帽、芬尼-史密斯6分8板6助、海斯2分3板1助、古德溫2板1助、范德比爾特2板、文森特1板

森林狼（3-1）：愛德華茲43分9板6助、蘭德爾25分7板3助、麥克丹尼爾斯16分11板3助、里德12分4板2助、迪文岑佐8分2板2助5斷、戈貝爾5分10板、沃克5分1板、康利2分1板2助、香農4板1助

[–]Celtics Im__Ron__Burgundy 2740 points 3 hours ago

27 points on 5/9 shooting is a hilarious line.

凱爾特人球迷：（老詹）9投5中拿27分，這數據還挺高(gaǒ)效(xiaò)的。

[–]Heat AcanthocephalaSad541 1089 points 3 hours ago

UnLethical

熱火球迷：君子愛財，取之有道；老詹の數據，取之無道~

[–]Timberwolves Firelink_Schreien 371 points 3 hours ago

LeMoral Dilemma

森林狼球迷：老詹 ，“當”“立”兩難吶~~~

[–]Mavericks ThisGuyBeOver9000 1136 points 3 hours ago

Lakers starters will die before this series ends

獨行俠球迷：湖人的這套首發陣容等不到首輪打完，就一齊駕鶴西游了。。。

新聞鏈接>>>>>雷迪克季后賽僅用5人打滿半場 自96-97賽季有統計以來首次！

[–]Timberwolves 6875309999 358 points 2 hours ago

I feel like every team except OKC and CLE are going to be so beat up going into the second round

森林狼球迷：我感覺除了雷霆和騎士之外，剩下的季后賽球隊打完首輪，都要元氣大傷啊~~~

[–]Darkoplax 204 points 3 hours ago

THIS FUCKING PLAYOFFS IS NUTS

球迷：這次季后賽簡直是要人老命！！

[–]Warriors FateRiddle 5 points an hour ago

If you mean West, yes. It fucking is.

勇士球迷：如果你指的是西部的話，沒錯，他媽的就是要人命！！

[–]VBTheBearded1 6 points an hour ago

Det vs NY has been pretty crazy

球迷：活塞和尼克斯的系列賽也很瘋狂?。?/strong>

[–][CHI] Derrick Rose jeric13xd 766 points 3 hours ago

JJ REDICK YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE SICKO

Really played a 40 yr old man and a 275lb fatty the entire second half lol. Ballsy move just unfortunate result

羅斯球迷：雷迪克腦子瓦特了！真敢讓一個40歲的老年人和一個250斤的胖子打滿下半場啊哈哈哈，非常有膽量，只不過結果比較不幸。。。

[–]Deksametazon_v2 96 points 3 hours ago

Thibs is smiling on the east coast

球迷：錫伯杜在東海岸露出了欣慰的笑容~~~

[–]Lakers Repulsive-Throat5068 322 points 3 hours ago

I mean what choice do we have? This was a big game.

湖人球迷：但是我們有的選嗎？這場比賽太關鍵了啦?。?/strong>

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 98 points 3 hours ago

I’m with it. Just like with Joker playing the entire second half yesterday. Gotta take that gamble with your best guys

羅斯球迷：我表示同意！就像昨天約基奇打滿下半場一樣，你得把寶押在自己最強的球員身上！

[–]Lakers lannistargaryen 1385 points 3 hours ago

you know what, gg wolves man

the nuggets were right to be happy not playing them lol

湖人球迷：同志們，恭喜森林狼，GG打得很棒！掘金應該慶幸自己避開了森林狼，哈哈哈！

愛德華茲：懂我意思嗎？

[–] Lakers lannistargaryen 134 points 3 hours ago

I’ll be seeing Julius Randle in my nightmares lmao

湖人球迷：蘭德爾以后將長期在我的噩夢里折磨我，哈哈哈哈??！

[–]Warriors XanIrelia-1 1399 points 3 hours ago

Clutch camera angle

勇士球迷：最后那個回放角度（老詹打手愛德華茲），太關鍵了！

新聞鏈接>>>>>>切球打到華子大腿出界&森林狼挑戰成功！狼記：詹姆斯明顯犯規了

[–]Timberwolves Sp_Gamer_Live 1811 points 3 hours ago

The broadcast got that angle and acted like a plane hit a 3rd tower

森林狼球迷：那幾個評論員看到這個角度的回放之后，表現得就像又經歷了一次911似的??！

[–]Super 8 Winnes0ta 1041 points 3 hours ago*

Seriously, Doris legitimately sounded like she was about to cry. “Oh no… it looks like LeBron got him on the wrist ”

球迷：真的！當時Doris的聲音聽上去像是快哭出來了。“Oh no…老詹好像打到愛德華茲的手腕啦~~~~”

注：Doris Burke是NBA著名女性評論員。

[–]Spurs ToinouAngel 152 points 3 hours ago

Oh it's gonna be a foul on LeBron...

Doris sounded like she just learned the world was ending.

馬刺球迷：老詹確實犯規了…Doris聽上去像是得知了世界末日要來了。。。

[–]Mavericks wired41 196 points 3 hours ago

She really did. The sadness in her voice felt great for me to hear.

獨行俠球迷：真的，聽著她的哀嚎，讓我感覺相當巴適~~~

[–]Mavericks helgestrichen 227 points 3 hours ago

Time to trade Luka

獨行俠球迷：是時候交易東契奇了。。。

[–]Timberwolves NazRiedFan 93 points 3 hours ago

I don’t know if Anthony Davis is available

森林狼球迷：但素我不知道濃眉現在是不是可以被交易耶~~~

[–]Celtics Special_Box5241 646 points 3 hours ago

Nico Harrison 12/25

凱爾特人球迷：哈里森要過大年了~~~

[–]Celtics hybridmindz 306 points 3 hours ago

Adam Silver's 9/11 if he doesn't get Lakers vs Warriors WCSF

凱爾特人球迷：如果促不成湖人和勇士的次輪流量大戰，蕭華要過清明節了~~~

[–]Spurs Piats99 352 points 3 hours ago

Minnesota-Indiana finals will put Silver in coma.

馬刺球迷：森林狼和步行者的總決賽，可以讓蕭華休克掉~~~

[–]Lakers heshouldgo 793 points 3 hours ago

Just fuckin fade me, it was a fun season while it lasted

湖人球迷：毀滅吧！累了！我湖藥丸了，這賽季一路走來本來還挺爽的。。。

[–]Local-Cash9651 112 points 3 hours ago

Because of Luca inability to play defense, you have to put together a team to compensate for his inability to play defense, and the Lakers just don’t have that right now

球迷：由于東契奇防守無能，湖人需要打造一個防守陣容來彌補他的漏洞，然而現在湖人還沒那個配置。。。

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